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28.11.2022 20:29 Team USA fell off Nakatomi Tower

It should have been a nice evening, some mulled wine and christmas chorals at 30th floor of Nakatomi Tower, the HQ of Hockey USA. Unfortunately some Italian crashed the Party as Hans Leimgruber appears in Overtime and Chairman John McClaine fell off the building. Sad, but rumour has it this Tower has some history in f‘d up christmas parties.

20.11.2022 00:16 US Maze gets UK lost

There once was a Team UK wandering through a corn maze, chasing US Hockey. But US Hockey pulls the smart move to go shorthanded and Daniel Maze beats the British in overtime just like that

17.11.2022 20:34 Orion shifts to Warp 3 Drive

What a night for Orion Lignelli it was. Quicker than the speed of light, the Finish defenders could not stop him. Lignelli registered 2 goals and 3 points in a 4:2 victory over a star studded Team Finland.

14.11.2022 09:58 Payne in the cœur

Ricky Payne scored the shootout winner against France in the opening round of the preliminary round.

12.11.2022 10:33 Team USA Revenge Tour

This years edition of the World Cup features an American team no one has ever seen before. Coming from the worst outcome in history by taking last place - to be fair, last place in the knock out round, which is the minimum standard of every team the States are icing in this competition - it is a unique scenario in which this team need to improve, need to be better. Obviously, the goal is to take the championship back home, so get the party started and play with that extra grit factor in our game!

30.06.2022 11:52 USA struggles but still in the mix

Team USA ist taking one step forward and one step back simultaneously. Offensively they`re performing on a constant basis, the lack of defensive stability is concerning towards the standard of going on to the next round. The Analytics Department can not figure out any starting Team USA goaltender with a sub .900 save percentage as Dom McKeeby is showing. But there are other Teams experiencing similiar concernings, like next groupe stage opponent Germany. Two games on the line to seperate themselves from being the worst Team USA in history, the first time missing out of the knock out stage. The latest news on Team USA are that Peyton DiPietro is in goal of the starting crease on the ice of Royal Hockey Hall for practice.

20.06.2022 11:55 Fancy a cuppa

For sure! Team USA has entered the UK to get their hands on another World Cup. Despite some minor goaltending issues, the assembled squad is strong, competitive. Games will be played at Royal Hockey Hall, facing France on Gameday 1 to kick off the campaign.

28.01.2022 12:15 World Cup Powerranking

10.Czechia: hey EZMA, consider update on our name? 9.Denmark: lucky punch makes us not hygge! 8.Latvia: first of many wins against Czechia! 7. USA: Brock solid effort! 6.Germany: Meltdown in 3rd period but still got the Dub! 5.Finland: Santtu Neuvonen is a Saint! 4.Sweden: Shawn Giroux-son scores, local Landskrona guy! 3.Great Britain: we sincerely apologize to reigning World Champions, want a cup of tea? That'll the only cup you see this time. 2.Austria: Winner of the Battle of Tyrol 1.Norway: Spasibo Russia! You made Sebastian Fjeldstads day of his life

25.01.2022 10:37 Operation Gold

Team USA announced it's squad for the upcoming World Cup in Estonia. Some promissing youngsters are addded to a team with strong veteran leadership. „We take it not for granted to compete every tournament in the knock out stage, there has been hard work, sacrifice“ said All-Star Brock Crombeen. „But for sure, we want to improve during this tournament game by game and always win the last one“.